Sunburn: Ugly lady in red
Remember to use sunscreen when visiting Ibiza. There were plenty of ugly ladies with burnt skin walking around. It looks painful and is very unattractive.

Remember to use plenty of sunscreen.
If your original skin tone is pale Northern European there is no way you will look like a darkly tanned latina beauty – The girl from Ipanema. Unfortunelately, this is not how it works. Deal with it and be careful in the sun.